some lists of things.

Things I’m slightly (or much more than slightly) embarrassed to admit I like:

That new Calvin Harris/Rihanna song (whether or not Swifty had anything to do with it)
TROPICAL HOUSE
Condiments of nearly all varieties. Though mustard the least FORSURE.
The Vampire Diaries
Hart of Dixie
Spandex
All the cheese
The flower crown Snapchat filter
That Across the Universe Beatles music movie
Mayo (it is, in fact, a condiment – but it’s so great it requires its own bullet point)
Really bad puns no one else thinks are funny
The Brandi/Whitney Houston version of Cinderella, which for some reason cannot be streamed online ANYWHEREWTF
Duckface selfies
Any selfies, actually
Arby’s
Telling people I have a garden (though, as mentioned, not necessarily doing the work a garden requires)
CHEESEOMGCHEESE
Soda Crush, the Candy Crush spinoff game
YA novels, especially of the dystopian variety
Singing Disney and/or Broadway karaoke to my dogs by myself (they don’t really appreciate it) (okay I don’t sing to them) (OKAY I SING TO MYSELF BY MYSELF) (YESONPURPOSEOMG)
The movie version of Joseph & the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat with Donnie Osmond (let’s just not even discuss mmkay?)
Doing laundry (but not folding…don’t really care for folding)
FINE ALL THE MUSICALS OK?
Getting sunburnt so I can then have a prolonged tan
Peeling off my nail polish

Things I’m slightly (or much more than slightly) embarrassed to admit I don’t like:

Things I’m slightly (or much more than slightly) embarrassed to admit I get pissed about:

When people don’t like songs I’m obsessed with
When people try to tell me about a song I told them about ages ago HUSBAND I’M LOOKING AT YOU
When people don’t laugh at my jokes
When people think Disney movies are for kids
When places only serve beer
Stores that have a jillion swimsuit tops but no bottoms in my size
When Dex trips over his own feet and then steps on my feet because he does it all the time and COME ON CAN YOU NOT
When I really, really think I’m right about something and it turns out I’m wrong
Being woken up in the middle of the night to Preston incessantly licking the comforter because WHO LICKS A COMFORTER SERIOUSLY
Unnecessary capitalization
Meetings scheduled after 4pm
Running out of wine

Things I’m slightly (or much more than slightly) embarrassed to admit that make me cry:

Puppies
Puppy videos
Surprise military homecoming videos
Videos of military people coming home and surprising their puppies
Old people
Old people with puppies
Baby pigs
Movies with sad endings
Movies with happy endings
Movies with sad parts anywhere in the middle
Movies with happy parts anywhere in the middle
Movies with a culmination moment where things were bad but then get turned around, including montages, and even if it isn’t actually sad ever at all (the Pitch Perfect final competition, the final concert in Hairspray, more stupid final moments)
Most episodes of Greys Anatomy
Songs on my Greys Anatomy playlist
Songs on my “sad songs” playlist
When my puppies do something funny
When my puppies do something cute
When my puppies spoon me or put their paw in mine without me forcing them to
When my puppies cuddle me and I know it isn’t stressing them out EVEN THOUGH THE NEWS SAID CUDDLING STRESSES THEM OUT BUT IT DOESN’T OKAY
Thinking about if my puppies ran away
OMG what if my puppies ran away
The beginning of the Lion King when they sing the Circle of Life and baby Simba comes out
The end of the Lion King when they sing the Circle of Life again and Simba’s baby comes out
The entire Lion King stage version
Any song at all performed from Les Mis
That incredibly stupid PS I Love You movie why would you make something so sad omg
Videos of military surprise homecomings with puppies that also include old people
Proposals
Flash mobs
Flash mob proposals
Puppy breath
Running out of wine

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